We have known since school that science is just fun for scientists! But what if we told you that you too could become one of these wise people? If you understand the following jokes, then you are definitely a science lover. Here are some incredible jokes that can definitely make you laugh.
- Why do burgers have fewer calories than steak?
Because it is in the “EARTH” state!
- A photon enters the hotel room and the bellman asks what luggage he has with him. What could Photon’s answer be?
“I don’t have any luggage, I’m traveling ‘LIGHT’.
- How many general relativity theorists does it take to change a light bulb?
It takes two: One person will hold the light bulb, and another person will “rotate the space.”
- Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because atoms ‘make everything’.
- Why can’t we bring “electricity” to parties?
Because it doesn’t know how to “proceed” on its own.
- You’re in high school and you see an experiment. How do you know which class it is?
If green and wiggly things are placed inside then it is a biology lab. If it stinks then it’s clearly a ‘Chemistry Lab’. However, if the experiment fails then it is a “physics” laboratory.
- A neutron walks into a bar and asks the price. How did the barman respond?
“For you, No charge at all!”
- What do male magnets say to female magnets?
I looked at you from behind and thought you were ‘hideous’, but now looking from the front, I find you ‘attractive’.
- What did the quantum physicist say before the bar duel?
Let me in-om!
- What can a duck tell a physicist?
TOO! TOO! TOO!
- What did the Uranium-238 nucleus say to its partner?
We have to ‘break up’!
- Two cats fell off the rooftop at the same time, with the same speed. Which one falls out first?
People with a smaller “meow” sound.
- What might a beginner’s physics tutorial include?
Relativity: When Families Get Bigger Black Holes: What You Get in Black Stockings Critical Mass: a group of people reviewing movies Hyperspace: where you park your car at a supermarket!
